• Canada Declares National Emergency, Builds Solid Wall of Snow To Keep Americans Out

    Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stands before the Great White Wall, a newly constructed glacial fortification mostly designed to keep dangerous red-hatted Americans out of Canada. Taking advantage of the polar vortex largely caused by the US ignoring climate change and continually disrupting weather patterns on a global scale, Canada...

  • If Super Bowl Halftime Nipplies Are So Bad, Then Why Was Adam Levine Allowed To Do This?

    The gay agenda was on full display in last night’s Super Bowl game. The chisel chinned Tom Brady defeated the liberal Los Angeles Rams as expected, but the bigger story was that at halftime millions of innocent men were not only forced to sit through a Maroon 5 concert, but...

  • White House To Serve Hamberders To Patriots

    Sources report thst the Patriots plan to visit the White House following their Superbowl victory* and Donald Trump has vowed to serve hamberders to team.

  • Tom Brady Is Part of Russia’s Plan to Overthrow America

    While Rober Mueller crusaded to find more information to prove political collusion, his investigation is overlooking one crucial element: Tom Brady. Moments ago Tom Brady “secured” his fifth Super Bowl appearance in less than 8 years.  But has anyone stopped to think aren’t the details of Tom Brady’s life a...

  • In Trump’s Darkest Moment, Obama Arises the Super Blood Wolf Moon

    Obama’s association with the occult and dark Illuminati power has been well documented by the moral media community. Right now the moral right stands in a state of danger and concern. New reports from the Christian Defense League of Texas expose communiques from powerful Democrat operatives confirming Obama has gathered...

  • Hillary Clinton Watching Over Liberal Voters on Golden Gate Bridge

    Early this morning, eyewitnesses reported of Hillary Clinton manifesting over the Golden Gate Bridge with bellows of maniacal laughter and fits of rage as the crucial ‘liberal city’ of San Francisco’s voters headed to the polls for today’s November 6th midterm elections. The video footage is absolutely shocking and is...

  • Former Gay Warns Christians About Celebrating Halloween

    Halloween, commonly known as ‘Gay Christmas’, in the homosexual community, is absolutely the most dangerous day of the year for Christians and men of straight faith. Statistics show that consistently in years past, gays have crafted meticulous schemes of science, lust and chemically induced passion to turn Halloween into a...

  • Obama Shuts Down Youtube on Worldwide Scale

    Only hours after videos depicting President Trump in a positive manner passed 100 million views, YouTube did something all thought impossible: shut down. The Democrat’s ability to summon daemons (electronic demons) to harass holy sites with spam and 404 errors is well known in the moral media community. But never...

  • Hillary Clinton Spotted Doing Illuminati Witch Ritual Above Skies of DC

    While Hillary Clinton’s vampire abilities and weakness are well documented in the moral media community, not much has been physically documented about her alleged power of witchcraft and the occult. But now, days after another deadly hurricane comes sweeping into the US and Brett Kavanaugh met the people’s will by...

  • Republicans: Women, Stop All These Assault Claims Or We Will Drain All The Pumpkins of Their Spice

    In this undated photograph, Trump oversees and stands in a field of pumpkins turned albino after FDA agents drained all the rich pumpkin-spice flavorings from them.  According to a leaked memo, the nation’s supply of pumpkins will be drained of flavor as punishment if rich, white-women don’t ‘knock if off...