Obama’s Hurricane Florence Leaves 500 Million Without Power, Destroys Christianity in South Carolina

Moral news outlets report breaking news of Obama’s summoned Hurricane Florida.

Eyewitnesses report the storm is apocalyptic, the likes of which were never seen before.

A team of super Christians attempted to build a prayer wall of energy to block the storm, but Obama’s dark power has grown too strong.

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    Obadiah Robert Robinson, Jr says

    ha ha ha, obama rules

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    Kat says

    Satire is a lost art apparently. A good rule to help you discern is that if it’s too ridiculous to be true, it probably is.

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