Confirmed: With Only Hours Left of His Dark Rule, Obama Has Failed to Destroy Jesus and Reign In A New Age of Liberal Darkness

For the past eight years, Obama has stood accused of the following:  being a Kenyan national who uses Ebola to torment the Christian masses, using homosexual chemtrails to turn straight men gay, stealing our guns, turning the Large Hadron Collider to the heavens themselves so he may wage war against God, America’s creator.

[adinserter block=”2″]The list of accusations is long and expansive, enough to make sure that the fears of millions was in some way touched and evoked.  But today, as Obama leaves office, we can rest assured that no one has been turned gay by Obama, God is just fine and has not had any particles ripped from his being and the second amendment is still intact.

U.S. President Barack Obama takes a drink of water as he listens to a question following his remarks at the American Society of News Editors (ASNE) Convention in Washington, April 3, 2012. REUTERS/Jason ReedAs President Trump confessed during a debate against Hillary Clinton, we all can just sit back and laugh at how we let ourselves all get worked into hysterics and fear over Obama now that the past eight years are over.  Yes, we conservative newscasters did gussy up the accusations against Obama, but now we need to move together and heal.  Let’s let bygones be bygones and let us forgive the conservative media for giving Obama a hard time.

Now that we have President Trump in office, we should all learn from the silliness of our past and just come together and help Trump heal this nation and all the division that was caused by biased media coverage and the public’s outrage from fires that were largely created by media organizations and commentators who are in all honesty just social agitators that anonymously enjoy their time upon the international stage vis-a-vis global commenting systems.

Michelle Obama said it best:  When they go low, we go high.  Please, liberals, go high and let’s just return back to responsible, non-sensational reporting and let us stand strong and supportive behind President Trump.  Now is not the time for memes of retribution or trying to make little of the President of the United States of America.  Our great country has much to accomplish and we cannot do so with a pithy, divisive media just trying to make our Commander in Chief look bad.

So let us extend an olive leaf.  What would Jesus do?  He would forgive our excesses from the past eight years and join us in building a strong America behind our 45th president, a man who stands with America, puts his pants on one leg at a time.  He drinks H20 when he’s thirsty and is not afflicted with an abundance of C18H10N2O4.  President Donald Trump is ready to lead and united, America, will stand tall above all else.


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    D.M. says

    You know I’ll go ahead and say it, it’s too bad that Obama was not white. A lot of the things he wanted to do made sense, but if he succeeded it’d be just like the NBA. Other people would never really get a chance to be president again, so the last eight years were nervewracking trying to do my part to keep him from succeeding. Now that’s he’s out of office I can see seems a decent guy, wish him all the best.

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    Rhett says

    Finally the face of the presidency is back to normal

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    TAYLor says

    I’ll never forgive the conservative media. Lol nice try, big babies the lot of you conservatives

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