Hours ago new polls showed that Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has cut Hillary Clinton’s lead down to only 1 percentage point.
Eyewitnesses report that in recent weeks, Obama and Clinton have conspired to round up ‘deplorables‘ from various cities. Once detained, these ‘deplorables’ are being forced to ‘promise their vote to Clinton’ (as also seen with Bernie Sanders supporters). Those who don’t are purportedly sent to a secretive gulag prison that Obama has operated with funds diverted from Guantanamo Bay.
A concerned intern-turned-mole within the Obama administration leaked the photo to the media community and now it is spreading through social media. Scholars theorize that the picture confirms Obama has gained mastery of ‘forces beyond that of a normal man’ and will likely fulfill ancient Babylonian prophecy of inflicting plague and damnation upon the righteous before leaving office in two months.