With the end of his dark reign of nigh, Obama plans to fulfill ancient prophecy by performing a ritual that will make the night sky turn completely gules, a ritual that gives Satan official control of the presidency of the United States of America. Obama knows his age of liberal darkness is coming to an end, so wants to do every thing possible to destroy the remnants of American values, Christian heritage and moral conservatism that make America great.
[adinserter block=”3″]For years the scientific community remained confused at how a moon could turn black. Ancient texts report that right before the sudden fall of ancient Pompeii and Atlantis. Restored Roman texts describe how these lost great cities were ‘suddenly swallowed by the gullet of Pluto [Satan] himself’.
During Obama’s presidency, there have already been two black moons. Before this, one would have to look at ancient history to find a record of a black moon. Global leaders stand in fear at what Obama’s third black moon means for their nations. The Russian Times — the official state newspaper of Russia — is warning citizens to prepare for a possible ‘end of days’ scenario, as Obama is preparing to unveil his ‘full dark power’ to all of mankind. Religious scholars report that the black moon is the end of Earth and they are correct.
According to ancient Sumerian text: ‘In the nights when the powerful dark leader prepares his farewell to the world’s most powerful people, Satan will attempt to arise in the night sky. His form will be that of a blackened moon. His rite of ascension can only be carried out by the leader of the people, in the darkest hours gules’.