Hillary Clinton has announced Elizabeth Warren as both her running mate and life mate. In news not shocking to many, Hillary Clinton is bringing girl power to DC in a major way. It has been long speculated that Hillary deprived Bill Clinton of marital benefits after his scandalous endeavors with interns in the 1990s.
What analysts failed to predict was that Hillary Clinton had harbored a secret relationship with Elizabeth Warren. Now that Obama has legalized gay marriage nationwide, Hillary held hands with Warren to show America a new type of ‘power lesbian’ couple that will run the country with two female heads of state.
Conservatives have bombarded social media, irate that Hillary Clinton plans to rule the United States with power lesbianism.