With his dark reign close to an end, Barack Hussein Obama is using the last of his presidential power to give rise to his heir apparent, Hillary Clinton.
Self-made businessman Donald Trump has won the heart of the American people by espousing a policy of values, morality and conservatism. Americans are ready to be great again and the Reaganesque words of Trump harken back to a time when America meant traditional nuclear family, jobs, oil and anti-communism. Instead of letting democracy decide the next election, Obama has gathered his immoral scientists together to craft a virus whose intent is even more duplicitous than the Ebola virus Obama unleashed on Texas during Jade Helm last year.
The Rise of the Brainwashing Zika Virus
Unknown to many people, the Zika virus experiments originated in small village outside Rio de Janerio. “Zika” is actually the pidgin word for “Obama”, the locals naming a disease afflicting their villages after a visit by Obama in 2011.
When locals say Zika Virus, they are literally saying “Obama Virus”. While the world was distracted with the Royal Wedding, Obama quietly started the Zika experiments in Brazil and picked on small villages, where locals had little access to technology and trouble warning the rest of humanity what Obama had in store.
There are countless reports of Obama capturing villagers at night and injecting them with the virus. The results started to become clear: the virus allowed the victims to be easily mind controlled.
Since it is too hard to conceal the capture of US citizens on a massive scale, Obama funded a secret billion dollar program to infect mosquitoes with the Zika virus, so when they fly around at summer barbeques — which all Republicans will attend in July — they can bite person after person, infecting them with a mind-altering virus. Obama and Hillary will then take to the airwaves, planting messages in the minds of the malleable Zika infected public, who will quickly switch alliance from Trump to Hillary. They will have no choice.