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Confirmed: Gays Are Lacing Halloween Candies with Homosexual-Inducing Drugs

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Halloween, commonly known in the homosexual community as ‘Gay Christmas’, is one of the most dangerous days of the year for heterosexual men.

With men showing off their bodies with ‘Hunky Cop’ and ‘Egyptian Ab Pharaoh’ outfits, gays cannot help but salivate and have the times of their lives as they watch from afar, waiting to unload their tainted candies upon unsuspecting dads and frat bros just trying to enjoy a good night out.

gays candy halloween

With drunken bodies showing off glimpses of hard-earned abs flashing beneath ‘Naughty Pharaoh’ or ‘Hunky Cop’ costumes, straight men do not realize that every Halloween gays are eagerly awaiting to see them in these fantasy outfits and to ply them with candies that increase sensuality and blur the lines between homosexual lust and moral behavior.

While parents are often most focused on inspecting the candy that their kids may eat after trick-or-treating, the CDC reports the greatest threat actually involves candies put out at private or corporate Halloween parties, where inside sources report gays commonly prey on ‘lone straights’ who catch their eyes and casually offer them candy laced with elicit, homosexual-inducing drugs such as minced-up marijuana or liquid ecstasy/LSD.

Being no strangers to intense raver and party scenes, most gays have great mastery of chemistry and mixing drinks and candies so that the taste of an underlying drug is concealed.

These skills are routinely employed on Halloween to make lurid concoctions that will leave 1 out of 5 men waking up groggy and without memories — and sometimes without their costumes — the Sunday after Halloween.

The CDC confirms that single, straight men are the most at-risk demographic to be the victim of tainted Halloween candies or party drinks this Halloween and should use the buddy system to make sure they return home safely.

The Christian Defense League of Texas encourages party-goers to avoid any brightly, homosexually colored candies handed out at parties and to also be suspicious of ‘retro-candies’ that may invoke nostalgia, but are surely laced and primed to cause a man to become pliable in a homosexual encounter.

Marion Uncmeier is a New York based news personality, moral wit and author.

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  1. Reply
    Mike Malarkee says

    don’t think I’ve ever read something so seriously written that was so completely hilarious! So thank you Christian Defense League of Texas for protecting all of us straight guys from the evil gays. Lol. Now I have to go out and get Gay Christmas presents!

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      J says

      Hey bro I think the gay fire ants is more funny lol

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        Zack that metal guy says

        Lol that was funny dude

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        the lion says

        especially like Bees all the workers are female!

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      Melody says

      “homosexually colored candies” left me cracking up. I guess new colors are invented every day, eh?

  2. Reply
    Wela Miller Brown says

    Foolishness

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    Jan says

    My son is in a fraternity and that is bad enough, but now I am really suspicious because he is dressed as that Kardashian man who switched his name to Caitlin Jenner for Halloween. His costume is a dress and it is showing his legs I am so worried for him after reading this. Why did America ever allow Obama to legalize being gay?

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      Isolde says

      Please tell me you’re kidding! I’m laughing so hard right now.

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      Travis says

      I’m hoping you are being sarcastic…if not, you are a fucking moron.

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      Hun says

      Obama legalized gay marriage, not being gay, you vapid twat.

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        Shawn says

        Obama did nothing of the sort. The supreme court did.

      • Reply
        Thatguy says

        You don’t get sarcasm, do you?

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        Abby Normal says

        No, Obama didn’t legalize gay marriage, the SCOTUS did, you trite imbecile.

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        David says

        Obama did not legalize gay marriage, SCOTUS did!

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        larry says

        The Supreme Court voided Sodom laws (Gay and straight) and legalized marriage. Not Obama

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      E says

      Obviously your son has already been tainted by homosexuals. Don’t waste your prayers on him any longer (you should save those for things like a new car and money). The only things that you can be sure of now about your son are that he’s a homo now and is definitely going to burn in the fires of Hell.

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        michael says

        E! You don’t pray for cars and money! You disgusting hippie! You pray for your football team to win so you can win the (illegal) football pool at work. This way you can afford to buy roofies so you can take home that snotty receptionist at work who won’t give you the time of day and have your beasty way with her! Then you will shame her, cause she asked for it.

      • Reply
        Lex says

        Are you honestly that stupid?!

    • Reply
      Brooke says

      YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

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      Teagra says

      Are you FUCKING serious JAN? PLEASE tell me that was Sarcasm. Your referring to Bruce Jenner, an Olympian. Married to the crazy, who is also the mother of his 2 girls and the Kardashians. He is transgender. Now goes by Caitlyn.
      Seriously hope you’re being a legit smart ass

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      Dan says

      Obama legalize being gay? Are you that stupid? It was the supreme court of the United States of America that recognized gay people being married. Being gay was always legal. I hate to tell you but I think your son is one of them. Pray for him, that does a lot of good. Just like praying to santa claus

    • Reply
      Kim says

      Either you have a really good sense of humor, or none at all. I want to believe what you wrote is sattire, but sadly, you are probably just gullible and ignorant.

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      Lovleyram says

      Jan, if ur so is gay believe me it not from no laced Halloween candice but good try.

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      Alda says

      That is the most asinine thing I have ever read LOL

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      Praying4You says

      Hello Jan I am so sorry to hear your story, unfortunately I think sending your son to college was the first step in him developing homosexuality. I sent my two daughters to an arts college and now they are BOTH lesbians. I agree with the other people commenting, please do not waste your prayers on him.

      -Godbless, Reverend Tom Pratcher

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      Rev. Tom Pratcher says

      Hello Jan, I am so sorry to hear your story. Unfortunately, sending your son to college was the first step in him developing homosexuality. I sent my daugthers to an arts college and now they are BOTH lesbians. I agree with the other commenters that you should not waste your prayers on him. Godbless, Rev. Tom Pratcher

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        Al says

        Hop off it you dumb religious fucks. Yeah the arts school is what made them gay… Riiiiiiiiiight… Makes complete sense. Educate yourself before you spout dumb religious comments on a satirical post. You can go to the CDC’s website and see they never said this. Instead of trying to pray the gay away why don’t we switch it up, huh? How about you pray your ignorance away from your hand me down imaginary friend? Try that and come back to me.

        Sincerely,

        The heterosexual male in college, at a liberal arts university, majoring in acting, hoping for a minor in musical theatre, and just got out of his ballet class.

        P.s. Your ignorance probably caused them to stay in the closet until they knew they could express themselves and come out. It’s not college, it’s the household they were raised in. A restrictive environment where they couldn’t truly be themselves. Only where they could be a version of themselves they felt was pleasing to you and your “God”. It’s common. To be fair more people come out in arts schools compared to state schools because we are more willing to accept them for who they are.

        P.p.s. No excuse me while I try to regain the brain cells you murdered with your comment.

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          Dean says

          Well said Al!

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      Reina Egges-Bradley says

      Because your doing the same thing to gays as you did to interracial marriage, You need educated on some things first the jenner’s and kardashians are not the same family and the one you call a he is transgendered and please respect their wishes to be called a female

    • Reply
      Izzy says

      I’m not sure which is funnier .. the costume (she chose the name Caitlyn btw) the Obama question. Serious or not, you made my day!

    • Reply
      Doreen Powers says

      To Jan, Obama didn’t ‘legalize’ being gay, people are just gay. It’s not a choice no more than people who are straight. My advice is to get educated.

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      Nate says

      Are you fucking retarded? First of all, no drug can turn someone gay. Second, Obama did NOT legalize being gay. Gay marriage was legalized. Being gay can never be illegal, its impossible. You can’t arrest someone for who they are… Open your mind before your mouth.

    • Reply
      Richard says

      Gurrrrl, go sit your stupid arse down somewhere and kill yourself, immediately!!

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      jon says

      Jan sweetie it s been legal for a long time Obama didn’t start it.i suggest if you are really worried you try to get your hand s on a copy of an old movie called reefer madness it should be able to help you . You can also try to rub some cheese on him because gays hate the smell of cheese. Maybe you could rub him down with cheese once a day while watching refer madness together.

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      Norris Waddell says

      you’re such a moron! this isn’t real. you let the people that wrote this bate you into believing anything. look lady before you believe anything go do your homework. you are whats wrong with america. no seriously. you’ll believe anything but you won’t go take the time to find out if there is any fact to whats being written.

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      Riccardo says

      I hope your not one bit sreious,because if you are you’ll never ever have yours sons respect. Ever again. What a thing to say. Let the kid enjoy his freedom and experience life as he wishes. He will find his way and make you proud. Just love him along HIS way. You’ll see.

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      Ben says

      Jan I hope you are kidding. You need more education on being gay. Just because he is wearing a damn dress does not mean he is gay. And I am deeply offended by your fraternity remark. Again, not gay because he joined a fraternity. Please get your facts right.

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      Linda says

      Ummmmn, I hate to break it to you and will try to do so gently. Being a homosexual was not illegal. They were however given the right to marry by the Supreme Court the highest law of the land . You inbred religious bigoted moron… Laughing, signed, not a homosexual, just a rational thinking human being.

    • Reply
      voice of reason says

      You do realize that this is a comedy piece commenting on the outrageously idiotic accusations of homophobic people. Don’t you?

    • Reply
      Berta says

      What scares me most is that there are people like yourself that ACTUALLY believe this article! Smh…. that is far more scary to me!

    • Reply
      E says

      You are stupid!

    • Reply
      Melody says

      That’s rich.

  4. Reply
    Bob says

    I’m praying for the children and others that they will not be forced into having these. I reccomend sending them trick and treating with a gun. May god please save these people from being turned into a chom who f**s animals.

    • Reply
      Joe says

      Let’s hope God saves people from you, you hateful small brained heathen.

    • Reply
      lucas says

      Bob…seriously…noone I knows f&#*s animals…I only hear about that from sad lonely depraved heterosexuals

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      Naomi says

      Awwww, you’re so stupid that its cute.

    • Reply
      Dan says

      Are you being serious or sarcastic. I cannot tell. If you’re being serious then I’ve lost faith in Christianity in America. My fiancé is Christian and yes we’re both gay. His family are Christians and have welcomed me with open arms.

    • Reply
      Al says

      It’s people like you whom have bastardized Christianity.

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    Erik says

    Dangerous times. You should avoid having your son in your home from now on since homosexuality is infectious. If he needs money just send large amounts to keep him away. Don’t waste your prayers on him anymore (prayers are best for things like new cars and helping with disasters far away). It’s a shame that your son will be burning in Hell for all eternity.

    • Reply
      imgay says

      Oh no a gay commented on your post. Now you will be gay. Along with our laced, Doritos, our ferocious army of fire ants and candyyyy.

  6. Reply
    m says

    obviously the author had to eat the candy to write this story

  7. Reply
    Sarah says

    This article is complete bullshit, written by bible thumpers, who can’t get over the fact like “gays” are not evil. And for those of you who are forgetting, there are plenty of straight men and women who have done awful shit to children, who drug them, kill them, and do unspeakable things to innocent people. The person/people who wrote this article has no solid proof that all the gay men and women are doing this. A persons preference of men or women has nothing to do with the poisoning or drugging of candy. If you agree or disagree with my opinion, it’s none of my business, but blaming all the wrong things that happen to us does not give you the right to just blame it on a certain group of people, everybody is equal and there’s just as much of a chance of a person being drugged by their neighbor, as a complete stranger; so don’t judge and believe everything you see or hear. Don’t lower yourself to the same level as the people/person who wrote this. Everybody has as much of a right to be treated with respect as you. Take a moment to realize that will you?

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      Lovleyram says

      Does anyone condemning anything gayd or kesbians do ever have proof? Nope, just of bunch of nonsense conspiracies

    • Reply
      Noonan says

      This article is complete satire, written by people who think they are funny for people like you.

    • Reply
      Stef says

      OR – and get this – it’s a satirical article.

    • Reply
      J says

      It’s satire you fucking goober

    • Reply
      lucas says

      Did you not read the part on the bottom of the arrival that says the AUTHOR is a news “personality” and author of moral “wit”? From her perspective this sh*T is funny….hello

    • Reply
      Liz says

      I am realatively sure that this is a satire….

    • Reply
      Kate says

      Sarah, you are absolutely right and the author of this article agrees with you. It is satire, a biting attack against those who think that gay people are a danger to straight people. It isn’t real!

    • Reply
      Liz says

      My dear Sarah, the article is satire.

  8. Reply
    TimeToFloodTheEarthAgain says

    Jan:

    Back away from the computer. You are officially too stupid to use the internet. Thank you for contributing to the dumbing down of America.

    Proof that sometimes Survival of the Fittest is not fool-proof. Ma’am… you are a scientific anomaly.

    • Reply
      Mark says

      Jan is likely a Poe. Unfortunately you can’t find the reply “button”.

  9. Reply
    Patsy D. says

    Jan, I just want to tell you ‘Thank You’ for speaking up about this whole gay takeover of this once Christian nation. To think that our kids are growing up in this world and out in college now with these emboldened gay people makes me very scared too.

    I am thankful that my son went to college during the Bush years (Junior) and we did not have those morally loose culture to tempt him. He’s now doing well in business and is raising a traditional, nuclear family. I just cannot imagine the horror mothers like Jan must be going through raising a college son in this twisted world. My thoughts and prayers are with mothers with sons in college and gays doing this. It is just wrong on so many levels.

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      Aiden says

      You can’t be serious…

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      Chris says

      “And gays doing this. It’s just wrong on so many levels.” Not sure if sarcastic or just stupid.

    • Reply
      Naomi says

      This country was founded on NO RELIGIONS you religious idiot. Why don’t you stop trying your Christian Takeover of this free nation? Go to iran if you want to be ruled by a religion

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      Chris says

      You are a stupid cunt.

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      Aron says

      Come one people! Are you serious? The idiots who wrote this article have accomplished what they have set out to do. To make uneducated people believe something so ludicrous that it’s even laughable. I mean it’s on the internet so it nut be true. Educate yourselves folks! This is not something you catch or get infected with! At least try and get to know someone who is gay. For most will tell you that they never wanted to be gay and never would wish this on anyone! Who chooses a life of torture and discrimination? No one!
      Science has debunked all theories that Biblical theologians have tried to tell us. This is genetics. If you are wanting to know why your son is gay? Because it was genetically inherited from either the father or mother! Period!

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      Sophia says

      What’s wrong on so many levels is this mindset. You, amongst many others live in a world of willful ignorance. Get a grip on reality!

    • Reply
      voice of reason says

      I sincerely hope you know that this is a comedy piece, and completely sarcastic.

    • Reply
      larry says

      What is wrong is this article and the fools that believe it

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      shelb says

      You have got to be the most ignorant person on the planet. Actually you and Jan. What? You think gays werent around during the bush era?

  10. Reply
    jaque says

    Your all f*g stupid! That is all!

    • Reply
      Me says

      *you’re…that is all…

    • Reply
      Grammar says

      Um, your sentence is wrong.
      It would be “you’re,” not “your.”
      Please learn how to properly communicate with correct spelling and grammar.
      That is all.

    • Reply
      Bobo says

      I want to get high where’s the drugs forget the gays I want there free drugs I’ll use them for a drink or two and then split free drugs are always better then having to pay for drugs

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      carl says

      Hey everyone, this is “satiric fun” it’s not evil, just a humorist having fun.

      http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/08/03/gays-are-lacing-vaccines-with-homosexual-chemtrails-to-cure-heterosexuality/

  11. Reply
    Court says

    You’ve got to be joking!!!! Gays aren’t the problem! We aren’t trying to convert people. Actually the only people doing that are straight christians. They are the judgemental ones, always trying to convert us. Telling us were making the choice, disowning their children. “Love thy neighbor” “thou shall not judge”..isn’t that in the bible too. So is not eating shrimp, not wearing clothes from different thread…etc. we have to take your guys abuse way too much! It’s disgusting. How is what we do affecting YOUR life. ITS NOT. Bigots…

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    Chris says

    I wonder how many idiots actually believed this xD I’d say only a few but with how many retarded so called “Christians” there are who believe homosexuality is evil, contagious, and that god HATES gays (even though the bible straight up says god doesn’t hate anyone just that it’s a sin, nor does it actually say that just being gay means you WILL go to hell and that only God can judge whether someone will go hell NOT YOU) lol it’s like them that give Christians a bad name =w=”

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    Brigit says

    This is some sort of joke website, right? ’cause I can’t believe ANYONE is this idiotic.

  14. Reply
    Obama says

    Jan and Patsys sons are definitely f***ing each other on the low.

  15. Reply
    Vicki says

    If y’all be love this then y’all believe that the government puts drugs in 1 out of every 500 children’s vaccinations to make your child homosexual. Now put that in your trick or treat bag and shake it.

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    Calypso says

    LOL at the couple of ancient bible thumpers on this post. I cannot wait for the baby boomer generation to die off (sorry grandma!) so the younger generation can make the world a BETTER MORE TOLERANT place. Good riddance, Patsy and Jan!

    On the off chance that both Patsy and Jan are being sarcastic and hilarious… Carry on.

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    Shard says

    …i think you need medical help, Jan. And others- sometimes you guys really need to take a step back and realize how ignorant and literally it is STUPID how gullible you sheep are.
    On a side note:
    I believe those two are trolls.

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    God1speak says

    Ok lets try to get this straight….. Some of you try to minimize what does happen in our society within the gay community and some of you in the Christian community exaggerate what goes on in the gay community. Yes laceing drinks and candies does happen all the time at bars ….raves and parties whether it be extacy or meth or whatever someone my use. The date rape drug is nothing new on the scene. People who do this to others are the lowest life forms on the planet. Yes ther are gays who hate Christianity christians and God there are gays who are very evil and some who are just gay and cause no problems at all. And there are Christians who claim to be good and behind closed doors.the do some pretty evil things and there are Christians who hate gays even though they say they dont and then there are Christians who are true Christians and truly keep Gods commandments and those are few. But the bottom line is evil is evil and no one should be tricked into doing something that they wouldnt normally do. So again yes Im sure there is some truth to the article that prompted all these replies but I am also sure that there is some exaggeration also and in all truthfulness I dont trust either group ….. And I am a true believer in God and I am one who sees many lies that the christian church plays a part in. I am a Jew who believes Jesus is the Messiah. I do not agree with everything a pastor tells me just because he went to seminary school and I know what Gods word in the bible says about homosexuallity and so I keep clear of that lifestyle. I know things are getting morally worse in America and the world and I believe that mankind is living the last days and there will be cosequences for are actions and beliefs either from God or our own doing. And I will end this by saying “wide is the road and many will follow it that leads to distruction….and narrow is the gate and few will enter it that leads to Gods Kingdom from both the gays and the Christians.

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    Liz says

    The bibel says “love you neighbor like you love yourself” that includes all people! If you really want to bring religion into this then fine follow all the rules and don’t pick and choose its up to God to decide who is worthy of heaven and by the way in the same book as “man shal not lay with man” it also makes a reference to the clothes you are wearing so you are sinning right now better burn you multi fabric clothes.

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    says needs help says

    Name calling, insulting and basically online bullying is usually coming from a deep rooted issue within ones self. Maybe your insecure or unhappy with the way your life is going. Someone has major personal issues! So much anger and hate. Its kinda weird to post multiple comments with different names. Almost as if your egging yourself on! Maybe therapy would do some good!

  21. Reply
    Tony says

    I find it so amusing that bigots are freaking out about a story on a satirical site.

  22. Reply
    Caitlin Jenner says

    I never thought about it, but when I was living with the Kardashians, I ate a lot of something they called Kandy Korn. But maybe it was just regular candy Korn laced with these homosexual inducing drugs! Thank you for this article! I need to rethink my life again. Maybe I don’t really want to wear dresses.

  23. Reply
    C says

    Seriously do people actually believe this or are people just being sarcastic? Cause I honestly can’t tell if it’s sarcasm or just people being idiots

  24. Reply
    Caitlin says

    Guys…it’s satire and funny…stop getting angry with it or being dumbfucks and agreeing with in.

  25. Reply
    Whyareyouallsodumb says

    This isn’t forreal

  26. Reply
    David says

    All the homosexuals suggesting that it cant and doesn’t happen simply want you to be naive to whats really going on in society. Homosexuals are so consumed by lust that they will go to any lengths to satisfy that lust. Even if it means lacing candy and drugging unsuspecting men in an effort to satisfy their perverse, consuming lust and desire for perverse sexual gratification. Whether this is satire or not it’s actually steeped in reality.

  27. Reply
    Ura Twat says

    Really???? I forwarded this article to the CDC, I’m pretty sure there is no study such as what you mentioned. This really has to be one of the more bigoted and homophobic websites I’ve ever encountered.

  28. Reply
    Bobo says

    I want some of these drugs not to be gay but just to get high if there free what up I want some MDMA acid I’m down what’s really good

  29. Reply
    Kaysee says

    Patsy,

    It’s the men with the “nuclear family” that are the homosexuals. Lol

    Thanks for the laughs! It’s not the “gays” that are ruining this country, it’s bible thumpers like you.

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    The Gay Demon Of The Underworld says

    There is no escape!

    MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

    >:)

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    The Gay Demon Of The Underworld says

    There is no escape! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

    >:)

  32. Reply
    DomMcC says

    The funniest thing is people actually think this is a true article and yes I think we can safely say that Jan has a good sense of humour. So funny that even on threads where people are obviously of the same opinion stupid will out. Oh and Jaque it is “YOU’RE all f*g stupid!” unless of course you were laying bait in which case, YOU’RE a genius!

  33. Reply
    speedgunzalley1 says

    Leave the gay people alone you Fucking stupid ass people!!!

  34. Reply
    devon says

    Really??? You’re the sperm that won???? Really?????!!!

  35. Reply
    Vince says

    Jan
    Darling stop for 1sec and reread your comment. It’s ludicrous. Darling you and your husbands genes are what popped your son out gay, not a bunch of colored skittles. Maybe it was what was inside the “jeans” that was defective. Grow up…………

  36. Reply
    Erica Grant says

    This is the dumbest Shit I’ve read. Like you know how psychopaths actually put things in candy and these people choose to make an article referring to liquid X and freaking weed to “target straight men” I am not gay and I’m a Christian but teaching hate your no better than anyone else your not freaking god so why isn’t there an article about straight people trying to poison kids?

  37. Reply
    Dustin says

    Anyone who believes this dribble needs serious mental help. Either that or you’re the most gullible person on earth. When did Christians become all about hate mongering?

  38. Reply
    Louie says

    Wooooow. And i thought Trump was retarded…. Well I still do, but this takes the dumdum cake right here.

  39. Reply
    Rando says

    You are all being silly and getting your panties in a wad for nothing. Pretty sure this article is satire. I’ve never heard of any such drug. Smoked lots of dope and dropped lots of acid back in the day and I’m still as hetero as they come. LOL

  40. Reply
    Nick says

    Wait, this is sAtire, right?

  41. Reply
    Iteachthechildren says

    And I thought *I* had a deficient sense of humor.

  42. Reply
    angela sharif says

    Never in my life laughed so much….please tell me it’s a stitch up? I know there are bible basher bigots in America but in this enlightened age surely they can’t be that thick to actually believe this silly rhetoric. I have literally lots of gay friends, male and female and they are the most decent, picky (as in havn’t found a suitable partner being so choosy) loyal of all my friends. No I think heterosexuals do paedophilia and adultery and bigotry far better than gays.
    Think you blinkered bible bashers are in for one he’ll of a shock when you pass over

  43. Reply
    Dan says

    What the hell is this world coming to if people actually believe this ridiculous nonsense. There is no scientific proof and if people act like this and meet your “God” the guess what….? You’re all going to hell for breaking one of your “Gods” most sacred LAWS! Treat thy neighbor as you treat thyself. Have fun roasting for eternity. xD

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    Greg says

    Wow. This was such a funny article and yet so many serious comments. There’s no drugs or alcohols in the world that can cause homosexuality or even bisexuality. You people just need to grow the fuck up and learn something other then biblical bullshit

  45. Reply
    Jonathan says

    Last year at Halloween, I received candy from a stranger, and for the first time ever I slept with a guy! A nice black guy. It was so amazing! Thanks to all the gay chemists that made my life amazing! Long live the gays!

  46. Reply
    Jonah Bell says

    The Bible says that God hates gays, so I do too. There is power in his word and no denying that.

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    Rosie says

    I have to say that I’m quite impressed that someone with NO understanding of science, NO empathy, NO cultural awareness and NO redeeming features is allowed to publish stuff like this.
    Author, you are a knob; I laughed and laughed until I realised you were serious. Actually, you aren’t serious, you are terminal.

  48. Reply
    Ann England says

    We need to ban all candy.
    Now I understand we just can not do it all at once.
    So first a registration each time person buy candy, a 24 hour waiting period for a back ground check…
    Next, until you get candy totally banned, ban their wrapers to make it hard for candy to buy.
    Because that works for guns, right?

  49. Reply
    Andy says

    Dearest Christians, please stop this ludicrousy! Gay men do NOT want to turn straight people, it is YOU who want to turn everyone to your hate filled religion! It pains me to see people commenting about wanting to arm their children with firearms in order to protect themselves from being turned gay by gay men! You are advocating violence and murder, which is completely against what the new testament teaches!

    Furthermore, have you ever just considered talking to gay people face to face? You will find that we have no intention of harm in anyone, as we ourselves have been harmed so much by fear and vile comments by fanatical religious fanatics! We do not want any living soul to go through such unbearable suffering.

  50. Reply
    Bruce Hedquist says

    The original post was a joke people!!!!

  51. Reply
    Bob the World Destroyer says

    This is some professional shitposting right here right here

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    Gavin says

    Jan is really something (or she has an equal probability of being one of two things) She is both a troll and not a troll as far as we know. She is Schrodinger’s troll! Janius!!!

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    Bi-Spy says

    Hello. I see you have discovered my rainbowed plans to convert the straights into gays! My Gaygents and I can never be stopped! BWUAHAHAHAHA!!

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    Jarryd says

    ATT Patsy D: Traditional, nuclear family? What is a nuclear family? You need a refund on your school fees. We have no place in the world for the outright dumb. And I’ll bet, his kids are ugly too.

    I come from South Africa, and it’s strikes me as very odd that a traditional African society, with traditional African morals, beliefs, values and practices is SO much more accomodating to ‘gay people’ than you stupid Bible-bashing-folk. Are we not supposed to love everyone equally? Or does Leviticus take precedent over everything else?

    Thank you, and take a god damn seat you stupid woman.

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    al says

    OMG THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK

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