Gays have once again forced God’s hand of wrath into action. South Carolina used to be one of the most conservative Christian states in America, but in the last few months no one has been brave enough to take a bold stance against Gay Marriage.
Now, the entire state is paying the price.
Locals are being forced to flee their homes and fjord large drifts of water in the street. Forecasters are calling it the worst rain in ‘over 200 years‘.
The National Weather Service predicts the source of the flood, Hurricane Joaquin (which translates to unleashed by The Lord), will abate by Tuesday. But the message is clear: winter will be long and hard for America, because the Supreme Court betrayed America’s Christian tradition by allowing gay marriage.
But the sin is not only federal: every state is guilty because only one clerk, Kim Davis of Kentucky, is trying to protect the Constitution by keeping America attached to the moral tradition set forth by its founding fathers.