Obama is using the water of Mars to give himself powers beyond that of normal men.
According to ancient Roman texts, Mars was the god of war. Christian scholars hypothesize that Mars was actually a fallen angel who hid-out on the planet Mars (hence its name) after Satan and his liberal angels tried to fight God and were thrown out of heaven.
Mars went on to sneak to Earth where he tried to quietly rule the ancient world under many different names, including
[adinserter block=”1″]For a year Obama has diverted a staggering $64 billion of America’s budget to power NASA. Why Obama would give such a crippling amount of America’s waning budget to NASA proved puzzling for months, but with NASA’s latest announcement and insider reports we can confirm Obama is exploring Mars so he may capture its secrets to give himself power to create a new age of liberal darkness for all mankind.
Weeks ago, the Curiosity rover revealed an ancient Egyptian hieroglypic set on Mars and the text, according to ancient Egyptologists, roughly translates to ‘O-BAMA’. The bigger story is the US government’s shadow government budget that funded ‘return orbiters’ that are bringing Martian water straight back to the White House, where Obama is drinking it and seeing if it gives him the power of a fallen angel of war.
Comments(13)
Jeannine says
September 29, 2015 at 4:10 amSo that’s his secret. I wondered how he could be so much smarter and classier than all the bigoted ignorant right wing fundamentalist republicans.
Joe says
October 3, 2015 at 7:55 amYou sound like a retarded lemming sheeptard Jeannine.
Mike says
November 1, 2015 at 11:01 pmAnd you sound like a true conservative hero, Joe! You need to repost this so all true american patriots will know his secret!
CantStumpDaTrump says
November 16, 2016 at 7:43 pmSilly liberal Jeannine wants to destroy what us of the GOP worked hard for, by legalizing abortion so she can kill our conservative offspring and destroy America.
jeannedoak says
September 29, 2015 at 2:55 pmOnly a stupid idiot would believe this crap
HerpDerp says
October 5, 2015 at 9:34 pmThat’s why they’re called “Republitard’s”…
Nyope says
July 4, 2017 at 11:41 pmYeah, no they’re not. But liberals ARE called “libtards”. Nice try, though. Wait… no it wasn’t.
cynthia estrada says
September 30, 2015 at 10:10 pmI believe that if we diverted all american, russian, chinese and european military funds into space exploration and its accompanying technology, it would be a good thing.
James joyce says
September 30, 2015 at 10:42 pmHitler’s minister of Propaganda said that if you tell a lie often enough, people will believe it is the truth. This ridiculous article was perhaps meant in jest, but weak American minds might believe this shit. We need to lift the expectations of our National Legislators and demand that they resolve differences. That’s good Politics.
Mary says
October 1, 2015 at 9:18 amWhat kind of idiot stick wrote this? I sure hope it was meant to be funny because it gave me a good laugh. If it wasn’t meant to be funny, then you need to get yourself help.
Alex says
October 1, 2015 at 1:16 pm“Why Obama would give such a crippling amount of America’s waning budget to NASA proved puzzling for months”
NASA receive less than 1% of America’s GDP. Therefore, it can’t really be defined as a crippling amount
Kahkwa says
October 27, 2015 at 9:48 amIf you did the research on this Alex, thanks.
James says
October 25, 2015 at 9:08 pm….it’s a joke. C’mon guys.