Barack Obama drinks ancient Mars water to give himself the power of the Egyptian gods.
Obama is using the water of Mars to give himself powers beyond that of normal men.
According to ancient Roman texts, Mars was the god of war. Christian scholars hypothesize that Mars was actually a fallen angel who hid-out on the planet Mars (hence its name) after Satan and his liberal angels tried to fight God and were thrown out of heaven.
Mars went on to sneak to Earth where he tried to quietly rule the ancient world under many different names, including
For a year Obama has diverted a staggering $64 billion of America’s budget to power NASA. Why Obama would give such a crippling amount of America’s waning budget to NASA proved puzzling for months, but with NASA’s latest announcement and insider reports we can confirm Obama is exploring Mars so he may capture its secrets to give himself power to create a new age of liberal darkness for all mankind.
Weeks ago, the Curiosity rover revealed an ancient Egyptian hieroglypic set on Mars and the text, according to ancient Egyptologists, roughly translates to ‘O-BAMA’. The bigger story is the US government’s shadow government budget that funded ‘return orbiters’ that are bringing Martian water straight back to the White House, where Obama is drinking it and seeing if it gives him the power of a fallen angel of war.