Gay marriage has forced California to declare a state of emergency.
Thousands of people have been forced to flee the most densely gay populated regions of California as wildfires scorch the ground in epic Biblical fashion. Stunned liberals are shocked by the sheer power and tenacity of these widlfires, but conservatives warned many times that if gay marriage were legalized that God would be forced to issue punishment to America.
The New York Times report that San Francisco is in a state of high-alert as the fires edge forward. The fires have burned though over 100,000 acres of land, destroyed over 10,000 homes and are leaving the spent carcasses of schools buses, schools, buildings and other structures in their wake.
Innocent Christian families to newly married gay couples are being awoke in the middle of the night to flee, police banging on doors and telling them to run.
The hardest hit region is Napa Valley, famous for its lavishly wealthy Great Gatsby calibre homosexuals who enjoy high-end wines and celebrity studded cocktail parties.