Sam’s new employer was located very near a Chipotle and every day, Sam and his co-workers got into the habit of making the Chipotle restaurant their go-to lunch spot.
Trouble started for the family when one night, Larry attests, that he was in a romantic mood and attempted to make love to his husband. Divorce papers cite Sam responded to his husband’s bedroom request, “I can’t. I had a Chipotle burrito.”
Larry laughed off the incident, but soon found no humor after a 3-week stretch that his spouse continually denied his advances, citing unfavorable intestinal conditions brought about by consumption of burritos with a side of guac every day for lunch.
The couple is now convinced that the food lead to continued bedroom difficulties that eventually lead to infidelity and one of Maryland’s first cases of gay divorce.