Corpus Christi literally means ‘The Body of Christ’, so it is no surprise that Obama is unleashing one of his most brutal attacks against a city known for its religious fervor. This is all part of Obama’s Jade Helm invasion.
Only days before Obama is to return to his birthplace of Kenya, it is very odd that officials are confirming evidence of Obama’s microbiological warfare against Christians.
[adinserter block=”3″]Barack Obama has used genetics to manufacture the most powerful virus in the history of mankind. The E coli virus is an evolved water form of basic EBOLA, a deadly virus that causes the body to bleed to death in a week.
Do no forget, the B.O. in Ebola stands for Barack Obama. The rest of the acronym has been up for debate in the news media community.
The new Ebola virus is a control mechanism designed to destroy Christianity in America once and for all.
The virus is easily spread and all of the illegals who have just so suddenly been allowed to come into America, you may ask why is this happening? They are all carriers of the virus. They have the cure already in their bloodstream, but they are contagious. These illegals are the source of the spread and just you watch, in about 30 days the first cases of Ebola will start infecting Americans.
But the government already has the cure. So what is the problem?
The problem is that Obama controls the cure. He hired Kathleen Sebelius to create a ‘cover organization’, Obamacare, so he could pour all of the money into research of this super-virus.
After the virus starts to infect all Americans, only those who agree to support Obama, do not use their right to free speech to call him a horrible non-American ‘president’, and who sign up for Obamcare will be able to get the cure. The cure will slip into your bloodstream an RDIF chip that is marked with ancient symbology which ties into Biblical prophesy. This could be seen as the Mark of the Beast.
Comments(34)
Buddy Williams says
July 24, 2015 at 10:05 pmRead the USA Today article, Obama is wanting to start a Ebola SWAT team if there is a minute inkling of an Ebola symptom to contain it and save many lives… President Barack Obama is a very wise man….
Cris says
July 24, 2015 at 10:07 pmE. coli stands for Eschericia coli which is a bacteria. Ebola is a virus. Whoever wrote this is not only crazy, but misinformed.
Margaret says
July 25, 2015 at 12:59 amWell said! I was thinking the same thing and you beat me to it. 🙂
George says
July 25, 2015 at 9:59 pmI think this is tire… I HOPE it’s stire
Thomas Whitten MD says
July 25, 2015 at 1:49 amYou’ve got your facts right, Cris, but I think you totally missed the satire. The shame is that some people will actually believe any of this hogwash, and we all know it’s easier to fool a man than to convince him he’s been fooled.
John Whiting says
July 25, 2015 at 6:50 amThat is the real problem with satire these days: it’s almost impossible to come up with some over-the-top joke that doesn’t closely resemble what some people are actually saying and believing . . .
George says
July 25, 2015 at 9:59 pmYep!!!
Autumn Grove says
July 25, 2015 at 10:40 pmYou are right Thomas Whitten. It is satire and it is so over the top that no one should believe it. A lot of people think the articles in The Duffle Blog are real akso.
conradg says
July 25, 2015 at 9:24 pmOMG, it’s worse than we thought!
dj says
July 26, 2015 at 11:37 amI think the author knows that…it is a joke….like The Onion.
dj says
July 26, 2015 at 11:46 amRead what it says under “Liberal Darkness”…this is a fake article written to make fun of the absurd things said about the President. It’s also probably where Fox News does their research!
Matt H says
July 27, 2015 at 10:00 pmDon’t any of you know satire when you see it?
J D Smith says
September 28, 2015 at 5:24 pmCris is absolutely correct, I worked in microbiology several years, I got a good laugh out of this stupid story other wise a waste of time.
Herpa Derp says
July 25, 2015 at 2:21 amHoly crikey people! I know this was gonna happen! The Moslam anti christ wants to destroy us all! Why you think he gone to Kanya but to find the best virus to bring back and take over the country with!
Margaret says
July 25, 2015 at 4:04 pmHoly Crikey, grow up!
Jimmini says
July 27, 2015 at 4:27 amWhere is Kanya?
Will says
July 27, 2015 at 2:35 pmKanya is between Wontcha and Dontcha. These countries were secretly created during W’s Presidentcy as safe havens for ultra secret CIA prisons. They do not appear on any known maps.
Daniel Guillot says
July 25, 2015 at 2:34 amThe ‘World Is Literally About To Blow Up,,, sure it is,,, and Romney will win in a landslide,, Obamacare will be repealed,,Obama will be a one term president, You can’t enforce a minmum wage or industry will collapse…You can’t permit interracial marriage or society will collapse…You can’t end segregation or society will collapse…You can’t grant minorities equal rights or society will collapse…You can’t regulate pollution or industry will collapse…
You can’t raise the debt ceiling or the economy will collapse…You can’t legalize gay marriage or society will collapse…HEY REPUBLICANS DON’T LOOK NOW, BUT YOUR TRACK RECORD AT PREDICTING SSSSUCKS,,,, ACA will fail- just like Benghazi will bring down the president, just like fast and furious will bring down the president, just like having too many czars will bring down the president”
Don’ t you GOPers ever get tired of being sooooooo wrong ?
Margaret says
July 25, 2015 at 2:28 pmWell said!
Craig says
July 25, 2015 at 4:29 amSome folks just do not get satire. This was freaking hilarious, kudos to the author?
titus kammeyer says
July 25, 2015 at 7:53 amBULLS***
Zaidi says
July 25, 2015 at 1:05 pmIf you read some of comments, it’s evident that those believing in this crap are, for the most part, illiterate and ignorant. Ignorance breeds fear, and fear breeds hate. When you’re ignorant and illiterate, you are easily misinformed, and will believe anything that feeds your hate.
reggie says
July 25, 2015 at 7:28 pmThanks Zaidi. I was thinking there are no americans with an IQ above 85.
LMAO says
July 25, 2015 at 5:05 pmWhat a feckin load of racism insane shite.
reggie says
July 25, 2015 at 7:27 pmare you all retarded or FOR REAL believe this is a TRUE FACT?
Will says
July 25, 2015 at 8:44 pmWell, it is Texas, and apparently there are at least some people there who really believe Jade Helm is some sort of a pretext for a takeover. There are so many crazy things being said (and worse yet, done), that even normally sane people start to wonder what the truth is. Of course since intelligent people should know that Ebola Coli does not exist (oh, wait, I guess the Feds spliced Ebola virus into E. Coli bacteria), the true intent of the story should be obvious.
Marianne says
July 25, 2015 at 9:07 pmYou folk will fall for anything…. Its called sarcasm… The rest oc the world is familiar with it. Clearly this author is too. Try it sometime. You might actually learn to ‘chuckle’ again. And if that’s contagious, then so be it :0)
Sheryl Simpson says
July 30, 2015 at 12:04 pmActually, it’s called satire…
Margaret says
July 31, 2015 at 2:58 amRight spot on. And, satire is based on sarcasm.
sharon says
July 25, 2015 at 9:38 pmThere are so many whackos out there sometimes it is difficult to tell if it is satire or someone actually is a serious nutjob.
Margaret says
July 26, 2015 at 4:50 amspot on!
Carolyn carolyn says
July 26, 2015 at 12:16 amthe whole world is going crazy except you and me, and I’m not so sure about you !
Amy says
July 26, 2015 at 7:45 amYou missed the boat on this one. The way to go was to say that Obama had slipped Texans Ebola e. coli through Blue Bell ice cream. Dang it! First no Blue Bell ice cream, and NOW no Christianity either? WTH!?!
Amy says
July 26, 2015 at 8:01 amYou missed the boat on this one. The way to go was to say that Obama had slipped Texans Ebola e. coli through Blue Bell ice cream. Dang it! First no Blue Bell ice cream, and NOW no Christianity either? WTH!?!