Sources indicate that gays are involved with a new sort of ‘hacking drone’ technology.
The technology works vis-a-vis drones flying overhead neighborhoods where they find weakly encrypted WiFi networks, which they then sign into and inject gay website malware into target computers on the WiFi network.
The latest attack by gays is a two pronged attack: one, they are trying to strain relationships between husband and wife via jealousy. Two, they are exposing the central source of the nuclear family — the man of the house — to gay kink and making him curious, which can easily turn into a gateway drug to homosexuality during the late, confusing hours of the night.
It is not uncommon for men to innocently browse their computers, then suddenly have a gay website pop-up right when their wife walks into the room. Or perhaps they are scrolling through photos on their phone with their family, to find that one of these drones has delivered a payload of tight, glistening male abs and toned skin in with the family pictures. This is all normal and families should beware these things are just artifacts of the most recent gay attacks on the Christian family.