There is a new gay conspiracy to turn more people to homosexuality this Fourth of July. Emboldened by Obama and his Supreme Court cronies’ decision to disrespect America’s Christian heritage by allowing gay marriage, gays are now salivating at the thought of seducing the nuclear family into their lifestyle.
The CDC confirms that since the 2015 fireworks season, there has been a drastic 1.2% increase in the amount of men confirming their homosexuality. Even more troubling there is now an estimated 53% of men suspected to be secretive or agnostic by their homosexuality.
[adinserter block=”3″]While the link between fireworks and geo-engineering vis-a-vis chemtrails is well known in the scientific community, the phenomenon of placing lurid chemicals known to induce homosexual inclination is a development unique to the Obama Administration.
Last week, Obama used the White House itself to let gays know that ‘Operation Bang’ was a go this Fourth of July season.
With the White House covered in the typical ROYGBIV secret code that gays identify of sin friendly, liberals boldly broadcast their intentional to make straight men enamored by homosexuality so they would be more prone to lie prone and let themselves to have a fill of foreign testosterone.
[adinserter block=”4″]If your family has shot off any fireworks or you plan to watch a display tonight, beware, for the gays will be out preying on those who have inhaled a good amount of the smoke from fireworks contaminated with homosexual chemtrail.
The alteration of brain chemistry is swift and powerful at first, so men who are seduced tonight will be be so confused by all their new emotions and lust, they will give into gays. The buddy-system should be used, where no straight man is left alone this Fourth of July, so that they gays cannot take this opportunity to commit acts of hedonism on his body as the amount of chemtrail in the air drastically increases with all the firework explosions everywhere.
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Marion Uncmeier is a syndicated columnist, news personality and host of several adult educational programs. Facebook
Comments(58)
Leslie says
July 5, 2015 at 4:37 ami laughed so hard I peed my britches a lil
Baron says
July 6, 2015 at 8:09 pmI liiiike ladies who pee their panties…..just a lil.
Dennis Dalton says
July 5, 2015 at 5:08 amLook, they released this movie tonight and it is not a coincidence: http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2015/07/02/magic_mike_xxl_s_gay_appeal_is_surprisingly_deep.html. Magic Mike XXL is a gay recruitment tool and it is no coincidence it is being released on the 4th of July.
Patti Lisenbee says
July 5, 2015 at 6:05 amyou really ARE stupid! Magic Mike XXL is a stripper movie, not a gay recruitment movie, you dong head! maybe you are a homo truly afraid to come out of the closet so you must cover it up with all your truly dumb conspiracy ideas. I feel incredibly sorry for you and regret every breath of air you waste.
Dennis Dalton says
July 5, 2015 at 11:59 amMagic Mike part I was a blatant feminist power play and also a gay recruitment movie. To the normal suburban woman, sure, it may look what she’d imagine a naughty bachelorette party to look like in Vegas, but for gay men, that type of movie is just another Saturday night in WeHo. The bright lights, screaming crowds and sweaty men with hard-earned physiques gyrating on stage, you’re looking at just a small segment of the homosexual lifestyle there. They party hard and they worship their bodies, so many of them look like Adonis’. You don’t see every day dads on stage doing that type of thing, because they have to sacrifice their bodies and health working long hours and taking care of their families, their ‘oops’ children and all that. So that makes the lifestyle depicted in Magic Mike tempting to them, it’s like a time machine allowing them to go into their past and see their past self full of energy, fitness and open to everything that could equal a fun night. The New York Times does an excellent review of how this movie is an important part of the gay agenda: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/05/movies/magic-mike-with-channing-tatum-draws-gay-men.html.
S.E says
July 5, 2015 at 1:21 pm“Gay recruitment movie” OH yeah OF COURSE, gay people use movies to RECRUIT people…I’m terribly sorry to hear that you’re blinded by your own conspiracies and those of other homophobic people around you. By thinking like you do, it seems you’re already too messed up to be saved.
Ilpalazzo says
July 5, 2015 at 5:18 pmApparently, you’ve not been to seedy skinemax sites lately. There’s a whole strain of videos popping up called ‘Sissy trainers’ that try to brainwash straight men into being gay (mostly also including worshipping/fetishizing African-Americans as part of it as well)
Needless to say, skinemax sites are no longer fun.
Dennis Dalton says
July 5, 2015 at 10:32 pmWell, we can just agree to disagree here, my friend. The fact of the matter is that Magic Mike has a humongous gay following and the movie is being used to groom straight men into the gay lifestyle. I’m not saying there is anything wrong with people making that choice, I’m just proving the fact that it is happening.
I saw it first hand and wrote about it: http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/07/05/gays-are-using-magic-mike-xxl-as-a-homosexual-recruitment-tool/. Others have noticed the trend as well.
skinheadbrian says
July 6, 2015 at 4:33 amwhat, exactly, is an “‘oops’ child”?
TK says
July 6, 2015 at 3:58 pmMy Niece is in the movie,dude you are delirious and wrong!
Jeff says
July 7, 2015 at 2:11 amAre you F**king kidding me!!!???!! I think you win the prize Dennis, its a damn movie promoted to ALL people………..yes even you! Ass-whole.
Lorelei says
July 5, 2017 at 3:39 amHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Susan Powell says
July 4, 2018 at 3:17 pmso are you gay now?
Scooter says
July 5, 2015 at 7:42 pmSpeaking of stupid, you do realize this is SATIRE, right? Don’t be such a hateful cunt. Have a nice day.
Rose says
July 5, 2015 at 7:24 amCause, yeah, women? We don’t like sexy men at all – especially not men that can dance.
Dennis Dalton says
July 5, 2015 at 12:03 pmSure, there is that appeal to the movie. But the producers also knew it would be a boon to that 53% of the population who is secretly or agnostic gay and all the gyrating and temptations to go to Magic Mike would be just too great. They could claim they were going to see it with their wife or girlfriend ‘to be supportive’ or what I noticed when going to investigate, there are a lot of shifty eyed men sneaking to the theater, parking their car by the bushes as if to conceal it like they were sneaking into a kinky shop. But they are going to see a movie and satiate their growing desire to open themselves up to a dose of foreign testosterone, but without actual contact. It is just another stepping stone on the road to induced homosexuality by popular media and psychological manipulation.
Rory says
July 5, 2015 at 4:49 pmSo you’re just going to believe everything you read on the Internet. You’re an idiot. Seriously. Oh wait. I got it! You’re secretly gay and you’re ashamed of yourself! It’s ok dude just let it out!
Rose says
July 6, 2015 at 4:58 amWhere the heck do you live that there are “bushes” around the movie theater? Dude, I am beginning (or may have been all along) to think that you have completely lost your mind, or this whole thing has been entirely facetious on your part. “Shifty eyed men”, really? Could it be that they were possibly thinking how much they were going to benefit from the fact that their girlfriend/wife was going to be a little bit warmed up from the movie?
As far as “foreign testosterone” without actual contact? Pretty sure a doctor can give a prescription for that – it’s called Androgel.
You went to investigate? Sir, you should possibly get a girlfriend or a boyfriend, or both. Whatever makes you happy.
Joe says
July 6, 2015 at 5:41 amWhen you turn gay Dennis I will then believe this…The irony of having an exact 53% on something people are secretive about is priceless.
Bobby G says
July 6, 2015 at 7:10 amDennis you sure use tantalizing words to describe the horrors this movie is bringing to society. Sounds to me like you’re trying to shoo away your gay by writing about it? Can you think about either of those movies without touching yourself?
Rod says
November 1, 2015 at 12:26 pmYou are completely mad, aren’t you, petal?
Lmao says
July 5, 2015 at 7:55 pmDennis dalton you are truly a complete waste of skin! If you truly believe what you write. Arghhh please dont tell me you have children!
Demidan says
July 5, 2015 at 8:48 pmDennis, that must be why you’ve seen the movie four times already, they’ve got you now muhahahahahahahahahaha!
Ruben Lopez says
July 4, 2017 at 9:04 pmDennis Dalton, you must live in a cave and seldomly venture out. To call “Magic Mike,” a gay recruitment tool, is about as fuckin crazy as it gets. Please get some help…
matt says
July 4, 2018 at 6:55 pmWho’s “they”?
Darren says
July 6, 2018 at 1:03 amGo back to your flat-earth theories, retard.
Elena says
July 5, 2015 at 5:20 amhomosexuality has been around since the dawn of man. It’s a genetic trait just like your hair color or height, etc. There is absolutely positively no proof whatsoever that there is some plot to “turn” people gay. When you come out of the womb you’re immediately straight or gay. If anyone has an issue with The Creator of these human beings, you need to take it up with Him.
Dennis Dalton says
July 5, 2015 at 10:44 pmWhen you say, “Homosexuality has been around since the down of man. It’s a genetic trait just like your hair color or height, etc.”
I do not believe there is statistically significant scientific data to support your statement. Hair color is a definite genetic trait determine by several different coding regions, as is height.
Sure, there is phenotypic plasticity that occurs when the that genes are coding your bauplan, height or hair included, o be under ideal conditions as dictated by your phylogeny. But when an external environmental factor comes into play, that can all go out the window. Homosexuality can fall into the environmentally dictated window.
Donna Garvey says
July 7, 2015 at 1:14 amTake a look at data on Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia, that condition is the best example medical professionals of how being homosexual can be and is in part at least a genetic trait. My daughter has this condition, so I am very well versed in the information about it, and my daughter is gay… imagine that. The thing is, with or without this condition I would love my daughter and be proud of my daughter gay or not. That is the real problem, people who can not love others who are different. I wonder if being a bigot is genetic… I will have to look that one up.
Nate T says
July 7, 2015 at 5:37 amUmmm actually there is a wide variety of scientific data to support the statement that homosexual behaviour has been around at least sinse the dawn of man. And not just in humans. There are currently over 1000 documented species that exhibit homosexual traits and tendencies among its ranks.
Its been said that a new way of thinking is not adopted by its detractors by being convinced of it. Rather, all the detractors die, and the rest of the world continues, adopting the new way.
So die already.
Keith Norris says
July 3, 2017 at 6:41 pmWhy would gay men want to “teach new tricks” to straight men, who are notorious for being extremely incapable of knowing what a gay man is expecting out of a sexual encounter. There is no shortage of competent gay boys to choose from.
Lolly says
July 5, 2015 at 6:59 amshit, for a minute, I actually thought some stupid fuck actually believed this. Yeah, I know: I’m gullible.
Raving Homo says
July 5, 2015 at 9:05 amWe’ve been sprinkling fairy dust for decades! Every time you see a rainbow when it rains it’s us!!!
Muhahahahahahaha
Charles says
July 5, 2015 at 4:48 pmThat rainbow after the great flood…we were after Noah’s three sons!
diane says
July 5, 2015 at 7:57 pmI fricking love you!
magichateball says
July 5, 2015 at 9:39 pmI thought when I saw a rainbow, God was having gay sex.
Me says
July 5, 2015 at 1:48 pmYes, being a gay man I can confirm that everything this man claims is true. Oh wait, I didn’t even bother watching the first Magic Mike.
Geoyce411 says
July 5, 2015 at 3:52 pmI think I saw little green men with cherry bombs last night. Couldn’t have been gay. Queens don’t wear green after dark.
Covey says
July 5, 2015 at 3:52 pmDon’t forget how we’re putting those same chemicals in your hair when you go to the salon.
Sherry says
July 5, 2015 at 6:22 pmLet’s hope he doesn’t find out about the toothpaste.
Kevin says
July 6, 2015 at 1:04 pmSSSSSHHH! He’s reading this! We also don’t want him to become aware that buff straight men — especially good-looking, well-groomed, hunky college men — shave their body hair — especially “down there”! — because they have been showering in communal, gym and school showers — where each and every shower head across the land — and beyond! — has been laced a bounty of Gay Men’s sem*n! Why do you think their skin looks and smells so nice and their hair is so shiny! If he figures that part out — he’s obviously no dummy(!) and has obviously devoted his life to the study and idolization of men — he’ll put 2 and 2 together and figure out that these straight men then, in turn, shave their pubic hair so as to look prepubescent, thereby making it impossible for any straight man to resist wanting to “hit it”. We all know straight men can’t resist that stuff, right, Fellow Gays???
Dennis Dalton says
July 5, 2015 at 10:45 pmCan you give more details on this?
Bobby G says
July 6, 2015 at 7:06 am@Dennis Dalton – don’t tell me. YOU’RE FROM TEXAS.
NowayJose says
July 6, 2015 at 9:15 pmIxnay on the Ouride-flay.
Brian says
July 7, 2015 at 2:34 amWell, you know why they have those multi-colored stripes in toothpaste right? You don’t really think it is fluoride do you?
Mike L says
July 5, 2015 at 4:26 pmI just read this over lunch and nearly died laughing so hard! Oh my god! It made my day! #TheGoodLife
kk says
July 5, 2015 at 4:27 pmMr. Dennis Dalton, thank you very much you made my day I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. The tears are still rolling down my cheecks. And there many mental facilities out there that can help with that. Once again thank you.
Pam says
July 5, 2015 at 6:00 pmBwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Animal says
July 5, 2015 at 6:20 pmSays a lot about the sad state of mental health care in the USA. This is pitiful.
Scott says
July 6, 2015 at 1:41 amI”m in the mental health field and this Dennis individual is in serious need of an intervention. He is so psychotic he could actually become dangerous. Someone needs to help him. FAST!!
Loralorax says
July 6, 2015 at 3:18 amSometimes I feel bad for people who don’t get satire. But then again, it’s also fun to watch them make fools of themselves.
commiepinkofag says
July 6, 2015 at 4:22 amOh please. We haven’t used chemicals since we invented the internet.
Jennifer says
July 6, 2015 at 4:32 amBoy I needed a good laugh tonite. Operation bang, really. People need to get a life and leave us all alone stop saying stupid shit you all are not showing your intellengence your acting like all gay people should be damn and banished. I love the rainbow love all my gay friends and I love my wife!! Yes I said wife hell I am going one step further I love my gay roommate too
Carolann says
July 6, 2015 at 9:21 pmI was a happily married woman with 3 kids and a loving husband. After getting my husband to take me to see Magic Mike XXL on July 4th, I now find myself a single parent, and my husband has left me, after first buying a vacuum pump, and spends his time cruising bath houses, parks and gay clubs looking for chemsex……..do not underestimate the power of the big screen, ladies forget Magic Mike XXL, for whilst the eye candy is great, the shock of finding your husband masturtouching sitting next to you in the cinema isn’t!
alex says
July 17, 2015 at 7:02 pmOf course magic Mike has a huge gay following, its a bunch of good looking dudes stripping, not gay propoganda
Kyle says
July 5, 2018 at 11:16 pmI really really REALLY hope that you’re trolling. If not, you are no man of God. Christ himself told us to love others as he loved us. Regardless of their sexuality or past transgressions, we are to love them. That does not mean we have to agree with them. We are not the judge. God is.
“Do not judge so that you will not be judged. 2 For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you. 3 Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? 4 Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ and behold, the log is in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.”
Matthew 7:1-5 NASB