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Obama’s Mighty Chemtrails To Blame for Supreme Court Ruling

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Today was a day of serious debate and deliberation in the great halls of the Supreme Court. The great and mighty courts finally ruled in favor of gay marriage this morning. All would seem normal, but this decision was a bit too speedy for my taste.

I believe that Obama’s powerful weapon of choice, his chemtrails, have had a significant “influence” on the panel of Supreme Court Justices in this particular court case. His chemtrails are not only spread from his planes and jets, but administered secretly using small robotic insects such as mosquitoes, flies, and other annoyances  that may seem as just that; annoying.

President Barack Obama became the first sitting president to support marriage equality when he came out in favor of it in 2012, the same year that the Democratic Party made it part of its platform for the first time. The Republican Party and its slate of 2016 presidential aspirants, however, remain opposed to same-sex marriage. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) support a constitutional amendment protecting states that want to ban marriage equality.

Though, the decision is up to the courts and ruled by the courts, I feel Obama has once again used his powerful chemtrails as an influence here in this case. Thus this case should have taken a little longer than what we witnessed here today. A mark in the history books for sure, but we all know Obama was behind the whole thing the whole time with his scheming black eyes and love for the gay community.

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    Ed Collins says

    I say unto thee “Thank God For Bringing Us President Obama”.

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